Ha Ha, today I am cornhulio, do you have t-p for my bung hole? Hows it going peoples, just thought i'd let u all know that i am now god! My body is my temple.. *cough* Thats complete pants n u all know it, today has been a good day for all concerned, no thoughts of the past apart from obviously just then but bothered, i think not.

Guess what...? This just goes to show how stupid people really can be, i drive aroung london for my job, i quite often get hit, by cars, lorries etc but today had me in absolute stitches, u know why? Some dozy bloody mare walk right into the side of my van, crossing on a red man too she was, thats not the funniest thing about this tale, its not the first time, i think its about the fifth... Still makes me laugh. Just goes to show the general intellect of our populous.

Blog more later after more gym!!

BEEFCAKE!!!!